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The Marathon

A mans quest to do permanent damage for no good reason!

Two weeks to go until the Paris Marathon and I have just finished the last of my 20 mile training runs.

It took 4 hours 15 minutes!

Yeah, I know what you're thinking, did I have a nap half way around? But you try running in a pair of French knickers and matching suspenders. Just kidding. The only kinky things that I had on were 'NipGuards' and Vaseline and I'm not telling you where.

The first 3 hours went okay but in the last hour the humiliations began. I'm not sure what was worse, my pain or being overtaken by a granny carrying her shopping while on a particularly tough uphill stretch.

Some guy said I looked like I was going to have a heart attack and offered me some mouth to mouth resuscitation; I picked up the pace after that that's how I managed to get under the 5 hours!

Au revoir.

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