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Robbers are just pants

Mimi Holliday ThongCotton Club ThongYes Master Thong

Two robbers showed barefaced cheek when they robbed a shop using thongs as masks to cover their faces. The two geniuses didn?t realise the skimpy underwear wouldn?t cover much of their faces ? don?t they know the thong is small? ? and so police are confident they will catch them.

The mind boggles though ? where did they get the underwear from? Their girlfriends? How do robbers get girlfriends? Or did they steal the thongs pre-robbing the store? Why thongs? Why not boxer shorts ? they?re much bigger! Still at least it shows imagination from the more traditional stockings ? perhaps they had laddered them and thongs where the only things to hand.

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