Ah the wedding dress: the greatest garment of a women?s life. Hours spent agonizing over it, trying on endless dresses, with your family and friends, and then looking radiant on the big day. Well that?s the theory. One poor woman in Italy is suing her dress maker because the dress split and left her bum in display. ?Oh dear? doesn?t really cover it does it?
It gets worse ? the incident happened in 2006 but has only now reached court ? since then she?s got divorced ? perhaps she considered the dress splitting an omen? At least it was a memorable day though?and if she was wearing some Mio Destino lingerie at the time then it wouldn?t have been so bad. The phrase clutching at straws springs to mind.