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Is that a spider in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Scientists have discovered the ultimate sex pet to buy your boyfriend!

What is it you ask? It's hard to believe but deep in the Brazilian jungles lurks a cunning and secretive spider called, Phoneutria nigriventer. It is more commonly being dubbed the Boner spider.

Male victims of a Phoneutria nigriventer spider bite suffer, if that's what you can call it, pain and an increase in bloodpressure combined with an erection lasting for hours, according to Romulo Leite of the Medical College of Georgia.

I bet the Rio de Janeiro General Hospital isn't having any problems recruiting for nurses at the moment!

I know 'exactly' what to get my boyfriend for my birthday!

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