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Bored of your conventional computer mouse? Fancy fondling something a bit more appealing? Well, Swiss company Pat Says Now can grant your wish.

?Switzerland?s first manufacturer of individual computer mice? (I wonder how many have followed?) is the perfect place to find a gift for that friend who has everything. Because, let?s face it, he probably doesn?t have a computer mouse shaped like a female lingerie-clad torso, does he?

Why not buy him Becky, a curvacious lady, dressed in a jersey bearing English colours and red low-cut briefs? Or Roberta, similarly attired, but in Brazillian colours?

Or opt for the universally appealing Body Limitied Edition mouse: an amply endowed female body clad in white lingerie.

Clicking has never been so pleasurable?

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