Posts by Rex
August 1st, 2008
July 2nd, 2008
Buy a House and Get a Wife for Free

Buying a house is one of the most stressful things you can do and getting married is also incredibly nerve-wracking. So doing both would surely be a nightmare. One woman, who clearly thinks she can persuade a man that this is not the case, has offered both her house and her hand in marriage as a joint deal… Read more
June 6th, 2008
I don’t know about you but on my way to work this morning I had to fight my ways past hordes of tired grumpy people, fight for a space on the tube, tiptoe around the feet of those sitting down, avoid eye contact with EVERYONE and listen to the terrible music emanating from some yoof stood nearby. At no point did an attractive girl start pole dancing. But if I had been in Romania this may well have happened. Sigh.
It’s an odd thing, but certainly a welcome thing, for men at least, seeing a woman in some gorgeous lingerie, on the way to and from work…read more about Fun on the underground
June 3rd, 2008
Ex-Boyfriend Jewelry.com – Selling Your Unwanted Gifts
After a relationship ends – a proper one, where you have to own two toothbrushes because you’re never sure which bed you’ll be waking up in, there is the inevitable post-break up clean out. CDs, clothes, books, aforementioned toothbrushes, all exchanged.
But what about jewelry? It was a gift, but wearing it just seems wrong, so you…read more about Ex-Boyfriend Jewelry.com
May 21st, 2008
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…the bra is some piece of clothing. The versatility is incredible. Here is Another example – the bra that is designed for your ass / arse / bum / bottom / derriere – pick your favorite.
It’s a simple idea – use it to ‘hold up’ your sagging buttocks (another term there) to stop the ageing process (a phrase that should be accompanied with the crackle of thunder and an ominous laugh).
The inventor Dr Hart said, “The Bikini buttocks support idea…read more about the bra for your bum
May 8th, 2008
The Right to ‘Sexual Happiness’
Living in Ecuador probably has a few perks – nice weather, and erm…well not having lived there I couldn’t tell (anyone?) – but if you were thinking of moving there (and I’ve really just sold it haven’t it?!) bear in mind this new law that they might pass – enshrining women the right to “sexual happinessâ€.
Bloody hell! That’s a hell of a law! Terrifying. Sent to prison for not being good enough at sex…read more about The Right to ‘Sexual Happiness’
April 30th, 2008
FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women Results Are Out!
So the latest FHM Top 100 sexiest women results are out and Megan Fox has come out on top, so to speak. The star of the Transformers has wrestled Jessica Alba from top spot – hmm, that’s a nice image isn’t it – to win this (I’m assuming) coveted position.
Perhaps the biggest shock is that Britney Spears, a former number 1 and popular choice for any teenager across the land, has added 00 to her previous best and scrapped in at 100. I guess that’s what shaving your head, crashing your…read more FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women
April 29th, 2008
A very interesting piece in today’s Times about the fact you can recycle your old bras through Oxfam. Usually charity shops don’t take old bras to resell – well would you buy one? – but Oxfam will recycle bras through a recycling plant in…read more Recycle your old bra
April 23rd, 2008
The Robots are taking over – and getting the best jobs
Ok…this is a weird one…even given some of the things I have written about before. This is for women only, and another device to make men feel redundant, and, er, jealous. It’s a breast massager, read: fondler – you can watch it here. The device has a medical purpose – to help improve growth of breasts and more importantly to easy any pain caused during various stages of life – pregnancy etc.
But what the hell?! It’s pretty bloody weird. I would have loved to have seen the early prototypes and the testing stages – can you imagine…read more about Robots getting all the good jobs
April 21st, 2008
Second hand clothes you might actually want…
Can you think of anything better than owning a piece of movie clothing memorabilia? How about Indiana Jones’ hat, or James Bond’s tuxedo? Or perhaps a corset from the BBCs sumptuous production of Pride and Prejudice. Well actually for the last one you can. The Beeb has announced it is to sell of a number of its period corsets that graced ours screens for so many years.
Being so sick of hearing about Mr-bloody-Darcy all the time perhaps this is a good chance to make your girlfriends forget…read more about the BBC Selling off their costumes










